I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

(Source: starvingartstudent)



masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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(Source: unclefather)


kelpls:

necromancer in training + his pets

kelpls:

necromancer in training + his pets

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bombing:

birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested



rotinpiss:

of course october begins on a wednesday

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jayjab:

cat in sweater

jayjab:

cat in sweater